A Monster on the side of the road

That monster I saw on the side of the road one late, dark night...it was a cow!

What Did I Really See?

On the way to work this morning I saw a chicken bobbing on the parcel shelf of a car  one lane over. I looked again, yep it was a black chicken!

What did I really see through those tinted windows?
It was a girl with her hair in a messy bun high on the top of her head.
I really thought it was a chicken!